illusineer's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[SPACE WALRUS]

So beautiful

[PokemonSuperTrainerEP1]

This animation was simply random, dumb and quite funny. The random cursing wasn't honestly funny when you might have thought it was. The overall quality/animation was just fine. And Misty was just derpy and awkward in this animation. While this was totally random and not really what I would normally expect but it seems just fine, and the ending is hell a funny (perverted, well expected for Brock).

3.5 stars.

[Parody Parody Parody]

This is hell-a-funny, a parody of parodies is just ridiculously stupid but quite funny, YouTube isn't really the kind of network to allow titties at all sadly, but Newgrounds of course just made YouTube look bad :) The animation was good (perfect) and this was quite derpy.

4.5 stars

Sexual-Lobster responds:

cheers.

[Not Another Sprite Fight]

Nice, the animation was fairly good. Although eggman, sonic, mario, and some of the other characters didn't really have the typical "power ups" I was expecting sonic and mario to have maybe some kind of power ups such as super sonic, or metal mario, or maybe sonic having the lightning shield and some other stuff. And technically sonic would have won since his supernatural speed is 750 mph, and mario wouldn't have been able to react fast enough to sonic's attacks, thus sonic would have taken advantage of mario and turn super sonic to finish him off and mario would have went big with the mega mushroom. Otherwise everything else is fine.

It didn't have to be the way it was in the earlier paragraph, but that was the technical way it should have been, otherwise this is worth 4 stars. Good animation, keep up the good work.

Short-Factor responds:

Mario has fought and defeated an endless variety of foes, with and without super powers. The Axem Rangers move faster than the eye can see and he had no problem beating them.
All of his games suggest he has inhumanly fast timing and precision.

[Nyan Cat - Genre Hopping]

Hm, wow, this is amazinlgy creative, funny (Not at a high level), and very backround-wise. Very entertaining and the style of animation you chose is quite suiting and is one of my personal favorites, in my opinion this is worth 5 stars.

While this meme was uploaded on April, 2, 2011, this completely brings it back to life. Everyone should spread the word out on this and have everyone remember it as one of our favorite memes.

5 Stars.

[Don't Feed Dogs Chocolate]

Don't ever feed your dogs chocolate, it's bad for their health, they get all hyper, and shit everywhere.

I find this helpful to teach little kids not to feed their dogs chocolate.